"Your mother, the sprawling heifer" is the most badass way of saying "yo mama so fat" ever.
(Taken from
@GilgameshTweets on Twitter.)
Very good.
A DOG IN THE DIRT
Someone once said"Smile at your enemies,it really drives them crazy".
Could have been George Carlin
hi! how are you? *says it with a smile*
Your mom has the precense of a large amount of excess flesh!