Joke room

Exchange jokes riddles and puns etc...

I went to the zoo.
It had only one dog.
It was a shitzu.
(or 'shit zoo')
*snicker*

Take an empty chessboard and place four queens on it, so that they control exactly 62 of the 64 squares.
If this is too easy for you, try to solve it in your head, without board and pieces.

What do you get when you mix a duck and some crackers

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.

The past, the present, and the future all walked into a bar.
It was tense.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running from the ball!

:D Thanks for making me laugh guys. Good forum idea. Props to you, @LOVEBurittos

You have a swimming pool which you want to fill with water. There are three pipes of water from which you can do so. If you open up only pipe A it takes 3 hours to fill the pool. If you use only pipe B it will take 4 hours and if you only use pipe C, it will even take 6 hours.
You're in a hurry, so you decide to open all three pipes of water at the same time. How long will it take until the pool is filled?
This is not a trick question.

Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

A bit of a riddle, try answering the following question:

Can you answer this question with a "no"?