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Continue the story: Cats have taken over Lichess!

Unfortunately, for cat_person, he made a miscalculation! He underestimated the allegiance of the wolves to dog_person, as a result, the dogs have now made huge technological advances, and they are way ahead of the cats!
Cat_person made a big blunder of sending the 15th cluster of the feline army as they were all going to meet a horrible death... when the dogs and wolves teleported to Mars and hacked the tech responsible for providing oxygen to all the cats, who were in felispace suits (space suits designed for felines) and the dogs and wolves escaped with the Lichess Nine and Thibault!
as thibault kept running he fell into a hole, but with his developer powers he created a 40-foot ladder... but the hole was 50-feet deep...
So someone else tried to reach for thibault's hand to help him climb out of the hole but he also fell in instead.
(someone else was lovlas), and then SlicingBishop2006 also attempted to help, but was sniped by a General Tigero of the 999th Elite Feline Special Forces, luckily he survivied.
Literally as the 24th Feline Airborne Brigade arrived from the West while the 14th and 17th Feline Air Fleets beating back 1/4 of the entire canine air forces (the 3rd, 4th, 6th and 12th Fleets) in a surprise attack. Cat paratroopers and the 999th Feline Special Force Battalion arrested Thibault again. This time he was sent on a spaceship capable of near lightspeed travel. The cats were now transporting him to their true home, Alpha Centauri.
Cat_person had a big grin on his devilish face when he realized that Thibault was re-arrested... but then suddenly, something heavy hit his shoulder... As he turned back, he saw Baldo holding a special, electric "teleportation" katana, who sliced him up like Miyamoto Musashi, and had successfully managed to send cat_person to Alpha Centauri. With the help of toadofsky and programFOX, Baldo used his electric katana to not only tase the 13th feline brigade of defence reinforcements, but also to destroy all of the softwares and hardwares which helped the felines to hack lichess! Finally, SlicingBishop2006 installed a virus in cat_person's super computer systems and lichess returned to the humans! The entire team had teleported back to their base (of which the felines have no idea) and threw a party on account of their grand success!
But, unknown to all but penguingm1 and his army, the penguins have taken over lichess with a malware and are now making every tournament called "The Grand Andrew Tournament", however, I, SlicingBishop2006, went on a top secret mission to assasinate penguingm1m, but along the way I tripped on a chair and fell into a cage (tripping on chairs is a sign of HIGH INTELLIGENCE :P).

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